Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been helping illegal immigrants outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jacob Rees-Mogg has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Helping illegal immigrants: The True Face Of Evil", Jacob Rees-Mogg says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for criminal gangs from Eastern Europe. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.